Punkers cousin

A month or two ago, people would ask what punkers was doing outside.  We'd be confused, punkers spends about five minutes outside a week.  So we'd look around and find her inside.  There was a strange little punkers look alike coming around.  When I'd see him, I'd tell the girls punkers cousin was visiting.  

Punkers cousin was very sitting at first.  If you opened th door, he ran.  Then one day, I heard a kitty meow.  Then I saw punkers cousin coming right at me.  So I gave him a can of food.  He ate it like it was nothing.  So I gave him a cup of dry cat food.  Again he ate it like it was nothing.  Natalie and Clara threw their peanut butter sandwiches at him.  He ate those too.  I think punkers cousin might have been close to starving to death.

So punkers cousin now sleep on blankets on the porch, gets played with and eats food we give him.  Punkers cousin prefers people food to that cat food crap, but if it's his only option he will eat it.  One day we had a picnic outside.  He wouldnt leave the girls alone.  He got his own plate.  Turns out punkers cousin likes corn. 

Currently, things are strained with him and the girls.  Punkers keeps trying to murder him.  It terrifies the girls, so now they like him a little bit less and insist he can't come inside otherwise the kitties will fight.  Once he gets fixed though, he will have to be inside for a few days.  That will make things even more interesting.

Yelling at the cat:  you don't lay down, you get up and play with me!